Nonsense

Describe Your Boobs Like a Male Novelist!


I’ve just discovered this ludicrous new challenge on The Bloggessthe place where I usually come across this type of crazy nonsense.

It all began with the “describe yourself like a male author would” Twitter thread, which is worth a read.

Use the Electric Literature’s Male Novelist Description Generator to objectify you based on the letters of your name!

Here’s mine:

“She had mammaries like a tempestuous princess and I proposed ravish.”

Oh my! That was so abusive!though I love the ‘tempestuous princess’ part. It totally nailed it.

Have you tried it yet?