I’ve just discovered this ludicrous new challenge on The Bloggess—the place where I usually come across this type of crazy nonsense.
It all began with the “describe yourself like a male author would” Twitter thread, which is worth a read.
Use the Electric Literature’s Male Novelist Description Generator to objectify you based on the letters of your name!
“She had mammaries like a tempestuous princess and I proposed ravish.”
Oh my! That was so abusive!—though I love the ‘tempestuous princess’ part. It totally nailed it.
Have you tried it yet?